“If you are a dreamer come in If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar A hoper a pray-er a magic-bean-buyer If youre a pretender com sit by my fire For we have some flax golden tales to spin Come in! Come in!Shel Silverstein
“She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her.Jarod Kintz
“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.Chuck Klosterman