“My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.Charles Chaplin
“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.George Carlin
“My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.Maya Angelou