“A good joke is the one ultimate and sacred thing which cannot be criticized. Our relations with a good joke are direct and even divine relations.G. K. Chesterton
“Haste thee, Nymph, and bring with thee Jest, and youthful jollity, Quips and cranks and wanton wiles, Nods and becks and wreathed smiles. John Milton
“There was a young lady named Bright, Whose speed was far faster than light; She set out one day In a relative way, And returned home the previous night. Arthur Henry Reginald Buller