“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.Leonardo da Vinci
“Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.Mae West
“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.Groucho Marx