“If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.Edgar Allan Poe
“It’s annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you’re not sure which half they know.Robert Brault
“What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea.Robert Brault
“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.Anonymous
“How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?Christy Whitehead
“If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.Leopold Fechtner