“South Central Los Angeles [is the] home of the drive-thru and the drive-by. Funny thing is, the drive-thrus are killing more people than the drive-bys.Ron Finley
“The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again.George Miller
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.Dave Barry
“Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.Bob Thaves