“Don't make mountains out of molehills. If your partner says that everything is OK, believe it.Ruth Westheimer
“The Oriole weds his mottled mate, The Lily weds the bee; Heaven's marriage ring is round the earth, Let me bind thee?Anonymous
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.Lana Turner
“If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.Al Yankovic