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Coffee

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Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

Stephanie Piro

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

Dave Barry

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I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.

Anonymous

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If it weren't for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

David Letterman

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Bill Cosby

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There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

Rian Aditia

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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

Robin Williams

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