“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.P. G. Wodehouse
“I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.Clarence Darrow
“A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.Winston Churchill