“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss)
“A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.Anita Wise
“America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.Anonymous
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.Judy Garland