“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."Claude Pepper
“How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"Anonymous
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.Agatha Christie