“If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, that’s just what I’ll do. It’s this kind of regard for others that makes me believe I’d be a good politician.Jarod Kintz
“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.Woody Allen
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.Jarod Kintz