“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.Ronald Reagan
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
“A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.Caskie Stinnett
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.Mark Twain
