“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.Jack Nicholson
“I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn’t repeat a success. Very often you’re going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then you’re trapped.Jack Nicholson
“If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.Jack Nicholson
“I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I’ve always thought that it’s counterproductive to have a theory on that.Jack Nicholson