It was probably a coincidence, but right after I was born, my mom and dad left town.
Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.