“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.Maurice Switzer
“I hate first dates. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me. I didn't think she'd actually demand to see the bat cave.Alex Reed
“The most effective way of attacking vice is to expose it to public ridicule. People can put up with rebukes, but they cannot bear being laughed at: they are prepared to be wicked but they dislike appearing ridiculous.Molière